Cbeebies Bedtime Story…who would you choose?!

We’ve all been there, with a snoozing baby or young child on our laps as the Cbeebies bedtime hour draws to a close and the bedtime story begins.

I am sure you are probably aware but recently, there has been a bit of a Mum Frenzy over the Tom Hardy appearances. For me, personally, yes he appears like a lovely gent but it got me wondering who I would personally choose to read a bedtime story at ten to 7 each night.

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I have drawn up my preferred choices, they may not be to everybody’s taste but for me they would round the day of nicely.

I suppose this post is similar to ones on the subject of who would you invite to dinner if you could choose anybody at all. So, have a think and after reading my choices please do let me know your choices! Top 5’s! (Blimey choosing just 5 is really tricky!)

Re-aaaally tricky!

And so, in reverse order…

Number 5 for the Aloha Mummy choice of Cbeebies Bedtime Story Reader is…Derek Griffiths. This is a throw back to my days as a teeny tot watching Play School, Play Away, Look and Read, Bod, Mio Mao, Super Ted and even more recently in Sarah and Duck! Derek Griffiths – who is actually the voice who introduces the bedtime story – is a class children’s presenter. You may have noticed him pop up during the Cbeebies Christmas Carol pantomime a few years ago? I had a tear in my eye to see him still working on the tv and filling me with lovely childhood memories. A quirky, cool, loveable guy, not dissimilar to Danny John Jules (who by the way would also make a superb choice…see what I did there?! Snuck in a double 5th placer!!) of such fame in children’s land as Milton Wordsworth in Story Makers with the characters Jelly and Jackson, played Barrington in Maid Marian and her Merry Men (going back to Broom Cupboard days of CBBC there!) .

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Number 4 for the Aloha Mummy choice of Cbeebies Bedtime Story Reader is…Joanna Lumley. What a classy lady, what a relaxing voice and also what a wicked sense of humour! I am quite sure she would entertain not only the children with the story but also the parents (and grandparents – Grandad Aloha always held a torch for her!), with her cheeky looks-to-camera and her knowing eyebrow raises!

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Number 3 for the Aloha Mummy choice of Cbeebies Bedtime Story Reader is…Jon Pertwee! I adored Worzel Gummidge as a child and would often be found in the garden pretending to be Sue and talking to the washing line pretending the pole was in fact Worzel (I know I know!). With his ability to bring characters to life and wonderful variety of voices he would be a delight to hear read some children’s books . His gravelly voice would just melt into my surroundings and I would be drawn into the book completely.

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I’m also going to do something a little bit cheeky again here…I’m going to double this choice up with Sean Pertwee, Jon’s son. You may know him as Albert in Gotham. Another whose career I have followed (and yes he is rather yummy too!) and have grown to love his work.

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Number 2 for the Aloha Mummy choice of Cbeebies Bedtime Story Reader is…David Bowie! Now this may seem an odd choice but it all stems from watching The Snowman as a young child. They don’t show this version on the tv at Christmas anymore and it always irritates me!  The classic and true version of The Snowman in my heart features David Bowie and the start with the magical scarf. We the viewer are led to believe that this grown man was in fact the child in the story, bringing it even more to life. He speaks with his mysterious wonderment and leads us into the forthcoming story. It adds to the magic! He would absolutely be my number two choice simply down to the magic of his aura (I know getting a bit hippy-fied but I care not one jot!) .

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And top of the list for the Aloha Mummy Choice of Cbeebies Bedtime Story Reader is…So if I’m taking the Tom-crush-Hardy route here, then for me there is no other possible choice! Steve Backley! Yes! That’s right the Olympic medal holder Javelin thrower. He has long been a crush of mine right back from about 1993, possibly even earlier! So this selection is totally (for me anyhoooo!) down to the pure swoonsome nature of the man himself. Strong, confident, driven, gorgeous, tall, sexy eyes, cheeky twinkle, gorgeous, big, funny, gorgeous (have I already mentioned that one?) Focus Aloha Mummy, Focus! He can play golf, he can throw a long pointy stick (a bloomin’ long way!), he can ‘dance’ on ice (I use the term dance very loosely here but in fairness he did well for a giant of a man who has had two hip replacements!), he can participate wonderfully on Question of Sport and he has a tummy tingling voice when commentating on the athletics these days , and I feel that this distinctive voice would be a real asset to the bedtime story slot! (Yes I would be glued to the screen too!)

So in summary, Stevie-babes would totally be my Mum-Frenzy-Cbeebies-Bedtime-Story choice!

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And now, do please let me know! Are you firmly in the Tom Hardy camp or do you have a deviant nature like me and secretly (or not so secretly!) hanker after a random choice of Olympian?! I look forward to reading your comments!

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24 thoughts on “Cbeebies Bedtime Story…who would you choose?!

  1. Mainy - myrealfairy says:

    Oh my goodness I have so many strange celeb crushes that there is not a comment box big enough to list them all. Tom Hardy is fine and can go up with the A listers along with chappie from prison break – Wentworth Miller I think he’s called, he can read whatever he wanted but I wouldn’t go to sleep:) Then it goes onto Jeremy Vine! Yep you read right, Jezza would be next in line;) I haven’t seen all of the Tom Hardy story so I’ll just pop along to youtube and see if its still on there…..
    Mainy
    #dreamteam

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  2. The Mum Project says:

    Hahaha you are hilarious! Steve Beckley could throw a javilin at me any day! Lol I love your choices so much, mostly because they are people that I would never think of but reading through your list I totally agree : ). Thanks for sharing with #StayClassyMama!

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  3. kerry says:

    Hahaha I’m not into Tom Hardy, don’t get me wrong he’s very easy on the eye but I wouldn’t want him tucking me in if I could choose anyone! It would have to be Gerared Butler as his voice sends me into a mush!!

    #ablogginggoodtime

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    • thealohamummy says:

      See, there is definitely something about the Backers!! So many of my friends just don’t appreciate him!! Yes, totally get the Georgeness! I might sneak in Noah Wyle too!! Thanks for reading! 🌺

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  4. James Hopes says:

    My favourite so far has been Isla Fisher! I would also be happy with Priyanka Chopra, Rachel McAdams and Natalie Portman for similar reasons!

    Johnny Depp as Captain Jack would also be fun, but my personal preference would be Danny Dyer in full flow. Maybe post bedtime though!! #FridayFrolics

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  5. Silly Mummy says:

    Love these choices! I actually thought Tom Hardy did it really well though, aside from the reasons everyone went crazy over him! I’d like Aidan Turner to do it! Or Michael McIntyre. For very different reasons, I should add! Thanks so much for joining us for #FridayFrolics

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